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Date:2006-04-29 15:26
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Happy Birthday April Stevens.

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Date:2006-03-09 23:12
Subject:REP-TILES AND APES! REP-TILES AND APES!
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Mood: complacent

MMMMmmmmmmyeahh, Of Montreal was so gosh darned sexual, I mean, Kevin came out in a wedding gown and married us for goodness sake. Now, i haven't seen too many concerts, but oh my my, when Dottie busted out The Final Countdown... Best yet (and she's quite the looker to boot). The opening band was interesting, fun though, four little ladies accapella-ing to disco beats played on an i-pud. I especially enjoyed the song about aspertain(or however you spell it), and the one about para parasytic fetal fetal twins. But i digress, Kevin's speech about the end of civilization being brought about by the beast war, and only 8 people surviving, him being one, with several friends, and an old lady, becuase God planned it that way, and God likes to fuck-up old ladies. Phil is deeeaaaaad. All the while he polished off an entire bottle of the finest Champagne. Then, when it couldn't possibly get any better, Spencer, Benson and I got to meet with them afterwards, resulting in many a fine signature decorating the cover of a vinyl I had purchased, the news that we were undoubtedly the best audience in Canada so far, and a nice huggins from James Huggins III. I'm having a swell week, after-school wise, coming home in the wee hours and indulging in expensive aesthetic pleasures like a regular teenage troglodyte.

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Date:2006-02-03 01:16
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Fuck this shit. I was having a god damn tip-top week when this big pile of whatsit hits me. It's always been there but I never really inhaled before today. Fucking hell, I guess things just needed to balance out, but i never thought i was having a good enough time to have to deal with this cripe. But that's just it, i don't want to deal with any of it, I'm putting it off, blocking it out until too much gets stuffed in the same place and i can't any god damn sleep and brian ferry can't calm me down and i'm all shakey and fucking pissed at myself, oh i'm plenty pissed at others, but they don't deserve the entirety of this cumbersome blame half as much as I do. No, that blame goes to me, it's my god damn problem when you get down to it, to the basic values, to the root of the same problems. Why can't i actually do some hard work in school, why can't i talk to my parents about the things that really bug me about them, why can't i fucking admitt my problems without holding shit back like sexual frustration and flat out hate for shit ive been doing for years to my parents and the even bigger shit that they did, why do i have to make a joke of every serious peice of subject matter that might strike some sort of emotion in me god forbid? Because i'm a lazy, insecure, lying, nice guy who's only got acting and an ability to mediate heated situations with comforting composure to carry him into the future. Well, glad that's off my shoulders, now i'm going to go out back and smoke a ciggarette until i feel tired. Aren't I so cool?

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Date:2006-01-22 05:08
Subject:Are You Ready?
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Holy shit, Blue Roh-day-oohh, Greg, Jim, Thunder Thumbs Bazil's unborn child. Fucking sweet, what a night, ghetto-blasting downtown scenesters with freaky 80's beats. I can't properly describe the coolness, it would take a true literary master to fully capture the essence in a text and do it justice, so i won't. Right on, Anna. Right on.

Al's party was cool, i dressed up scene to the max, Maddie did my hair, though i didn't get to dye it white like i wanted to, like Dash X from Eerie Indiana. Oh yeah. Thanks to half the ninjas for NOT SHOWING UP. But i'm sure they had there reasons. For all who couldn't come, the highs of the party were very high, and lows were slow, but it all evened out beautifully, 'cept for Al's drunk family not letting Andrew and I leave for half an hour at the door... that was interesting. I had a great time buddy.

Well, homework aside, among other close-to-home happenings which i care not to divulge in a trite "lj" post, i've been having a top-five weekend. Keelor is a god. Jim would be proud.

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Date:2005-12-27 16:33
Subject:Ach-tung
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Mood: more than decent

If there's anyone in the Unionville area that is going to Mellissa Cash's new years party on the 31st of December, I would very much appreciate a ride. This mostly pertains to a one "Andrew Spisak" or "Spiisee" or "Bread-run" or "Bunkman Obvioouslee", but anyone else who would be kind enough to ablige, please post ze informationne neccessaire as they say, in the form of a comment. Thank you in advance.

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Date:2005-12-19 05:19
Subject:"This guy's fuckin nuts."
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What an excellent weekend. Friday night with my favourite people (((sans Alec) cause Al's a bitch) nah man, i love you), amazing play down at the bobbit, awesome presents, all thanks to Nick, Anna, and Toby. Saturday night, after a ridiculous amount of time and energy spent on trying to get to Erin's "cast party", much love goes to my nigga wit da gold rims, Wanye. Had way too much fun there, fuckin' ruuuude dance off motha fucka, hurry with those photos Bri, me and Hunter S. out back suckin the butt (OH NO YOU DIH ENNT), The Chronic-What!-cals of Narnia, Erin's incredibly entertaining under-the-influence jargon, "Stop that JApaNese shhiit..", "don't, don't......donn't,...don't...don't.......STOP IT(slaps nearest person)", and of course, who could forget.....fwoosh...fwoosh...fwoosh.....mmmmVVIICKYYYYY. Today was a little humdrum, felt a bit queasy so i slept a lot, but this was nonetheless, the best weekend i've had in a while. So in closing, uh M-MERRY FUCKINN CHRISTMASS!

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Date:2005-12-13 05:29
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Mood: angsty

It's finally time for my single sentence lj post frought with generic adolescent woe:

Ahem, I fuckin' hate Christmas.

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Date:2005-11-21 22:29
Subject:Virginia Woolf read by Chris Walken, oh please please!
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look out part-time job world, your about to get a faceful of TY. That's right, i just dropped off resumes at dvd wave, eb games, and TALKING BOOK WORLD, a world far superior to ours. Other than that, ive not much else to say, 'cept me and Darian's beat poetry will KICK ANTI-HIPSTER ASS, or just make fun of beat poetry? no, it's way too cool. Waaaaayyyyy to cool. especially when it's written on your arm with a burnt out match. hot sixties girls. im in my sixties! Alright, that's enough out of me, ima go watch the SilverHawks now.

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Date:2005-10-10 13:20
Subject:i'm back on the internet, yaay.
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Mood: chipper

Guess who's computer has the internet. Mine does! Finally. Woooh. Well yes i'll be getting back into the swing of things. Besides that i've had a lovely week off, due to my wonderful nasal surgery. What a bitch that is, i better breathe like fishnet stockings after they take those stints out. To clarify, my septum has been twisted for quite some years now and apparently there are spurs(??) in my left nostril, so i finally got some minor correctional surgery last tuesday, and it's been a slow and unpleasant recovery. Ups were that envelope you guys signed, that was really nice, i love you guys, and Alec coming over, i love you guy, and movies. Downs were throwing up halfway through Federico Fellini's 81/2, codeine and subtitles don't mix well, and general not feeling goodness. Today though, i feel dapper from my napper to my feet, and i'll be back tuesday morning and wednesday afternoon. So there, my first post in a while.

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Date:2005-06-26 01:10
Subject:im leaving for a while, damnit
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Mood: calm

Well, i almost forgot about this frequent posting thing that all you hep-cats do, but i figured this was a tad important, im just letting you all know that between june 26 all the way to august 7th, i will be incommunicato, what with my summer job: being a production assistant in gravenhurst for a theatrical production! yipee! it's gonna be hell, day-in day-out gophering, lighting, striking, and getting yelled at by classicly-trained drunkards. it'll be an experience all right, and i think the pay is good. so yeah, i shall miss you all my duckies, fantastic get together Jenna and the gang, i had a erally great time, very sorry i couldn't make it to your party erin, though i heard it was a great success, also i'd like to apologize to Nick for not getting in any hang-time before i leave....a-WAckAdOO.
On a different note, i will be pulling for a nifty shin-dig at my humble abode whence i return, and if you're really cool i might invite you. or if i know you? yeah. so i think i'll wrap this up now.
Ahem, Goodbye you psychopaths, and have a lovely summer.

Sincerely, Ty "the yellow dart" Kostyk

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Date:2005-06-03 16:18
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Mood: bouncy

I finally saw Star Wars Episode III Revenge of the Sith, yesterday at Alec's place on his computer. On the record, It was a little bit better than Star Wars Episode V The Empire Strikes Back. Wow.

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Date:2005-05-29 23:37
Subject:AW, NEW YORK WAS AWESOME!
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Mood: funnily enough

I bet you're all expecting a silly post about the new york trip, aren't you, you mindless cretons, so predictable, well i'll show you! bah!
ssat-uh-dey nite was all-right, i called alec but his mistress was keeping him on a tight leash, so i called my best buddy Nick (not out of spite) and we had one hell of a time. Nick's post describes it it great detail, so i'll just sum it up: peanutbutter clodettes, samurai sword, fucked-up movie, black angel's death song.
fin.

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Date:2005-05-15 02:05
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Damnit, all this refracted light in my cornia is makin' me see things.
So i'll use the electricity in my mind to contract the muscles in my wrist and fingers, ultimately resulting in the grasping of a wood-encased stick of graphite, which i will then press upon paper. once the graphite is firmly planted on the aforementioned paper, i will proceed to quickly jerk it in a series of different directions. Then i will release the pressure and shift my hand minimally to the right and repeat the process using a different series of directions. The desired effect being that the graphite will make a visible mark on the paper which i will guide to form a small symbol representing a sound. When these symbols are lined up in an appropriate sequence, they become a meaningful sound or combination of sounds that is a unit of language or it's representation in a text.

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Date:2005-04-17 22:57
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Mood: euphoric

Nico's birthday box-social EXTRAVAGANZA maaade my week, and weeks to come. great time great time great time.

Huge thanks to Nick Michelis, Anna Navrota, Alec McKay, Benson Lee, Rochelle Cork, and Toby.

Bravo, Nick

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Date:2005-04-13 19:41
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Mood: woooh

i was in my backyard, looking for the frisbee, when a god damn flock of eagles started circling my house. not seagulls, not geese, not crows, not hawks, they were fucking eagles. five or six very large, very cool eagles, flying low around my house for a solid three minutes. it was surreal, and now i'm in a great mood. i bet it's one of those signs you keep hearing about. as Richard Marcinko would say, "who-dafuck knows, and who-dafuck cares?".
those birds made my day.

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Date:2005-04-05 15:24
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hot-damn im in a good mood.

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Date:2005-04-04 17:41
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Mood: freaked the hell out

thursday march 29, me jesse owens, jesse hoffman, wayne edie, and andrew speezak film sketch comedy scene in which Pope JP dies at the end. the next day, Pope John Paul II dies.... it has been debated before, but is now entirely confirmed, that i am going straight to hell.

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Date:2005-03-31 15:56
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Mood: sexy

hidigey yidigou, didigo idigany idigof yidigou spidigeak gidigibbidigeridigish?

I fuckin love Y the last man.

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Date:2005-03-29 18:58
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Mood: mmm Alec

Alec is a sexy motherfobber, Journal... I want him, he looks at me but I think he does not feel the same way... meh

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Date:2005-03-29 17:32
Subject:Crazy stupid family brunch
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Mood: bitchy

So this underpaid hippie clown makes me a space viking costume out of ballons at the easter brunch on sunday, and that poor guy in the bunny suit...he's been there every year..singin off-key, telling bad jokes, being obnoxious...and we just outright insult him. i want to put live scorpions in his suit when he's not looking, and then break the zipper...best easter ever, hands down. i envy that rabbit's self-esteem.
by the way, some kickass books you got here nick. nice job.

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